i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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