1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
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Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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