Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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