the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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