where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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