He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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