yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
