But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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