Its about making memories worth repressing
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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