Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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