I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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