Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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