But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
