Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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