Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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