I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Randomize