my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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