i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
