I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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