my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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