come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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