i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.