therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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