I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.