Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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