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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.

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• (310): View more from California

  I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.

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• (951): View more from California

  Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.

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