Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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