Someone shit on the floor
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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