Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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