Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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