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(757): View more from Virginia

apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously

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(863): View more from Florida

If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.

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(207): View more from Maine

at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally

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(518): View more from New York

its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.

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(917): View more from New York City

How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?

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(631): View more from New York

Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision

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(360): View more from Washington

someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.

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(905): View more from Ontario

My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.

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