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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  ..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.

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  nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  do herpes really smell.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I am both scared and jealous.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.

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• (818): View more from California

  I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.

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