apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.