Porn is love you can see.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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