Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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