If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Buhtt sex?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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