whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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