hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
