i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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