Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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