WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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