We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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