So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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