plz talk dirty to me
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Houston, we have a blender
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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