I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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