are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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