He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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