I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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