I need help removing her.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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