I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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