It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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