After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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