I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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