well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Randomize
