and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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