Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Couch. On fire.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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