You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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