I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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