I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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