I want to make a zoo with you.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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