I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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