Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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